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3 magkumpare nag-uusap....
N0EL: pare, ang ipapangalan ko sa magiging anak ko "LEON" baliktad ng NOEL.
NIN0: ayos yan pare, ako naman "ONIN" baliktad ng NINO.
T0T0: huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo!!!
(sagwa nga naman)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex
Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..
Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..
Lalake: bakit?
Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?
Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..
Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..
Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..
Lalake: bakit?
Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?
Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..
Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
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wahahahaha..rhain28 wrote:Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex
Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..
Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..
Lalake: bakit?
Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?
Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..
Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
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hehehe
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moar! moar!
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Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.
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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!
Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?
Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!
Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.
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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!
Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?
Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!
Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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matalinong bata ampNeomyked wrote:Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.
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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!
Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?
Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!
Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Nabulag ng pagmamahal ata.xenj wrote:matalinong bata ampNeomyked wrote: ----------------------------------------------------
Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!
Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?
Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!
Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.
MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?
Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?
Juan: Kaldero po!
MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?
Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?
Juan: Kaldero po!
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Tatay: anak! painumin mo na yung kalabaw natin! baka nauuhaw na yan
Anak: sige tay!
pagkalipas ng sampung minuto..
Anak: tay! ayaw uminom nung kalabaw!
Tatay: abay san mo ba pinainum?
Anak: sa baso po!
Tatay: abay sana nilagyan mo na rin ng straw, para sulit yung katangahan mo!
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Isang araw nilagyan ni misis yung kape ni mister ng isang gamot pampalakas ng sex drive..
Mister: *ininom ang kape*
Misis: *nakatingin lang kay mister*
ilang minuto at tumalab na ang gamot..
Mister: *hinawakan si misis at simulan ng hubaran si misis*
Misis: Teka lang! P*ta! nasa starbucks tayo!
Anak: sige tay!
pagkalipas ng sampung minuto..
Anak: tay! ayaw uminom nung kalabaw!
Tatay: abay san mo ba pinainum?
Anak: sa baso po!
Tatay: abay sana nilagyan mo na rin ng straw, para sulit yung katangahan mo!
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Isang araw nilagyan ni misis yung kape ni mister ng isang gamot pampalakas ng sex drive..
Mister: *ininom ang kape*
Misis: *nakatingin lang kay mister*
ilang minuto at tumalab na ang gamot..
Mister: *hinawakan si misis at simulan ng hubaran si misis*
Misis: Teka lang! P*ta! nasa starbucks tayo!
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^ Ayus si Mister ah!
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lolPototoyPwets wrote:Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.
MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?
Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?
Juan: Kaldero po!
You laugh at me because I am Different
I laugh at you because you are all the same
I am not Anti Social
The Society is Anti me
Don't Judge Me
Based on your Ignorance
I laugh at you because you are all the same
I am not Anti Social
The Society is Anti me
Don't Judge Me
Based on your Ignorance
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Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.
Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?
Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?
Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?
Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)
Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?
Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?
Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?
Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)
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Sarap talaga pampaalis ng inip itong thread.
Buti nabuhay ulit at active na... Tagal ng naging stagnant. Makahanap pa nga ng patok na jokes!
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may pakpak nga naman ang balitaMasterpogi04 wrote:Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.
Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?
Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?
Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?
Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)
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Fred: Dad, pahiram cellphone.
Dad: Baket?
Fred: May ite-text lang ako. Sige na, sandali lang.
Dad: Ba't ka ba nagmamadali? Mukang may dinidiskartehan ka 'ah.
Fred: Oo na, pahiram na ng cellphone, baka makatulog na yun 'e!
Dad: Kaklase mo?
Fred: Hinde, ka-schoolmate lang.
Dad: Mabait ba naman?
Fred: Hindi ko alam, basta cute.
Dad: Nako naman anak, hindi pwedeng puro panlabas lang ang titingnan mo. Dapat yung makakasundo mo. Dapat kinikilatis mo muna.
Fred: 'E pano ko makikilatis, 'e ayaw ako pahiramin ng tatay ko ng cellphone?
Dad: Oo na, oo na. 'O eto.
Fred: Yun! Thanks.
Dad: Mukang malakas ang tama mo dyan anak 'ah, hindi mo pa naman masyado kilala. Ano bang una mong nagustuhan dyan?
Fred: Wala, nakasabay ko lang umihi sa CR, nakita ko ang laki ng bird.
Dad: Ano?! Anak ng put@!
Fred: Hahaha joke lang!
Dad: Loko ka, kala ko seryoso ka eh!
Fred: Hindi, joke lang... hindi naman talaga malaki bird nya 'eh
Dad: Baket?
Fred: May ite-text lang ako. Sige na, sandali lang.
Dad: Ba't ka ba nagmamadali? Mukang may dinidiskartehan ka 'ah.
Fred: Oo na, pahiram na ng cellphone, baka makatulog na yun 'e!
Dad: Kaklase mo?
Fred: Hinde, ka-schoolmate lang.
Dad: Mabait ba naman?
Fred: Hindi ko alam, basta cute.
Dad: Nako naman anak, hindi pwedeng puro panlabas lang ang titingnan mo. Dapat yung makakasundo mo. Dapat kinikilatis mo muna.
Fred: 'E pano ko makikilatis, 'e ayaw ako pahiramin ng tatay ko ng cellphone?
Dad: Oo na, oo na. 'O eto.
Fred: Yun! Thanks.
Dad: Mukang malakas ang tama mo dyan anak 'ah, hindi mo pa naman masyado kilala. Ano bang una mong nagustuhan dyan?
Fred: Wala, nakasabay ko lang umihi sa CR, nakita ko ang laki ng bird.
Dad: Ano?! Anak ng put@!
Fred: Hahaha joke lang!
Dad: Loko ka, kala ko seryoso ka eh!
Fred: Hindi, joke lang... hindi naman talaga malaki bird nya 'eh
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Sa ospital:
Babae: Dok, mainit po yung pwet ko.
Doktor: Sige, lagyan natin ng Thermometer baka may lagnat ka.
Babae: Pero Dok, nahihiya po ako.
Doktor: alam ko na....patayin natin ang ilaw.
Babae: Ay! sige po, Dok!
Pinatay ang Ilaw
Babae: AAhhhh..... D-Dok! hindi po yan yung P-pwet ko!
Doktor: Okey lang yan Miss, hindi rin naman to yung Thermometer.
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Misis: Walanghiya!
Mister: Walanghiya ka rin!
Misis: Tanga!
Mister: Tanga ka rin!
Misis: P****!
Mister: **** ka rin!
Misis: Supot!
Mister: Sorry na love.
Babae: Dok, mainit po yung pwet ko.
Doktor: Sige, lagyan natin ng Thermometer baka may lagnat ka.
Babae: Pero Dok, nahihiya po ako.
Doktor: alam ko na....patayin natin ang ilaw.
Babae: Ay! sige po, Dok!
Pinatay ang Ilaw
Babae: AAhhhh..... D-Dok! hindi po yan yung P-pwet ko!
Doktor: Okey lang yan Miss, hindi rin naman to yung Thermometer.
...................
Misis: Walanghiya!
Mister: Walanghiya ka rin!
Misis: Tanga!
Mister: Tanga ka rin!
Misis: P****!
Mister: **** ka rin!
Misis: Supot!
Mister: Sorry na love.