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PANGALAN

3 magkumpare nag-uusap....

N0EL: pare, ang ipapangalan ko sa magiging anak ko "LEON" baliktad ng NOEL.

NIN0: ayos yan pare, ako naman "ONIN" baliktad ng NINO.

T0T0: huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo!!!

(sagwa nga naman)

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Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex

Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..

Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..

Lalake: bakit?

Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?

Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..

Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
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^ Ayos... :rofl:
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rhain28 wrote:Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex

Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..

Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..

Lalake: bakit?

Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?

Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..

Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
wahahahaha.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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hehehe :rofl:
moar! moar! :rofl:
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Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.


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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Neomyked wrote:Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.


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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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xenj wrote:
Neomyked wrote: ----------------------------------------------------

Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.

MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?

Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
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MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?

Juan: Kaldero po! :ashamed:
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Tatay: anak! painumin mo na yung kalabaw natin! baka nauuhaw na yan

Anak: sige tay!


pagkalipas ng sampung minuto..















Anak: tay! ayaw uminom nung kalabaw!

Tatay: abay san mo ba pinainum?

Anak: sa baso po!

Tatay: abay sana nilagyan mo na rin ng straw, para sulit yung katangahan mo!
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Isang araw nilagyan ni misis yung kape ni mister ng isang gamot pampalakas ng sex drive..


Mister: *ininom ang kape*

Misis: *nakatingin lang kay mister*

ilang minuto at tumalab na ang gamot..

Mister: *hinawakan si misis at simulan ng hubaran si misis*



Misis: Teka lang! P*ta! nasa starbucks tayo!
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^ Ayus si Mister ah! :agree:
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PototoyPwets wrote:Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.

MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?

Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?

Juan: Kaldero po! :ashamed:
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Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.


Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?

Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?

Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?

Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)

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Sarap talaga pampaalis ng inip itong thread. :rofl:

Buti nabuhay ulit at active na... Tagal ng naging stagnant. Makahanap pa nga ng patok na jokes! :agree:
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Masterpogi04 wrote:Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.


Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?

Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?

Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?

Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)

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may pakpak nga naman ang balita :rofl:
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Fred: Dad, pahiram cellphone.

Dad: Baket?

Fred: May ite-text lang ako. Sige na, sandali lang.

Dad: Ba't ka ba nagmamadali? Mukang may dinidiskartehan ka 'ah.

Fred: Oo na, pahiram na ng cellphone, baka makatulog na yun 'e!

Dad: Kaklase mo?

Fred: Hinde, ka-schoolmate lang.

Dad: Mabait ba naman?

Fred: Hindi ko alam, basta cute.

Dad: Nako naman anak, hindi pwedeng puro panlabas lang ang titingnan mo. Dapat yung makakasundo mo. Dapat kinikilatis mo muna.

Fred: 'E pano ko makikilatis, 'e ayaw ako pahiramin ng tatay ko ng cellphone?

Dad: Oo na, oo na. 'O eto.

Fred: Yun! Thanks.

Dad: Mukang malakas ang tama mo dyan anak 'ah, hindi mo pa naman masyado kilala. Ano bang una mong nagustuhan dyan?

Fred: Wala, nakasabay ko lang umihi sa CR, nakita ko ang laki ng bird.

Dad: Ano?! Anak ng put@!

Fred: Hahaha joke lang!

Dad: Loko ka, kala ko seryoso ka eh!

Fred: Hindi, joke lang... hindi naman talaga malaki bird nya 'eh

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^ hahaha ok mga jokes! :rofl:
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Sa ospital:

Babae: Dok, mainit po yung pwet ko.
Doktor: Sige, lagyan natin ng Thermometer baka may lagnat ka.
Babae: Pero Dok, nahihiya po ako.
Doktor: alam ko na....patayin natin ang ilaw.
Babae: Ay! sige po, Dok!

Pinatay ang Ilaw

Babae: AAhhhh..... D-Dok! hindi po yan yung P-pwet ko!
Doktor: Okey lang yan Miss, hindi rin naman to yung Thermometer. :smiley:

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Misis: Walanghiya!

Mister: Walanghiya ka rin!

Misis: Tanga!

Mister: Tanga ka rin!

Misis: P****!

Mister: **** ka rin!

Misis: Supot!

Mister: Sorry na love. :ashamed:
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