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hahaha! nice one! ano ang palakang bastos??
Palaka-nt what??

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jmsv wrote:hahaha! nice one! ano ang palakang bastos??
Palaka-nt what??

LOL :rofl:
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eto pambawi sa driver

pasahero: bayad oh.
driver: san galing to?
pasahero: sa bulsa ko.
driver: put#$%#$!! ikaw saan ka galing???!!!
pasahero: sa bahay ko.
driver: put#$%#$%!! ibig kong sabihin san ka sumakay???!!
pasahero: sa jeep mo.
driver: put#@$#@$!! saang lugar ka nung sumakay ka sa jeep ko????!!!
pasahero: ewan ko, hindi ko kabisado lugar na ito eh
driver: BAABBBAAAAAA!!!!!!11!!!!

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puro win yan jeepney driver-pasahero jokes nyo

basahin nyo ulit... this time si Erap ang Driver :bigmouth: :rofl:
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this time si Erap ang Driver
si Erap, pinagawa sa electrician ang kanyang jeep.

Electrician: Erap, paki check nga kung ayos na ang brake light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang head light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang park light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang signal light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na! ay namatay nasira! ay umilaw uli! ayos na! ay namatay nanaman! sira uli!

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VincH wrote:
this time si Erap ang Driver
si Erap, pinagawa sa electrician ang kanyang jeep.

Electrician: Erap, paki check nga kung ayos na ang brake light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang head light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang park light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang signal light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na! ay namatay nasira! ay umilaw uli! ayos na! ay namatay nanaman! sira uli!

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hahahahaha napamura pa ko tapos tumawa eh :rofl: :rofl:
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Hahahahahahahaha!! pag si Erap talaga ang ginamit mo na character talaga nga namang laughtrip! :rofl: :rofl:
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hehe napangiti ako sa mga nabasa ko ngayon dito. :rofl:
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VincH wrote:
this time si Erap ang Driver
si Erap, pinagawa sa electrician ang kanyang jeep.

Electrician: Erap, paki check nga kung ayos na ang brake light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang head light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang park light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang signal light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na! ay namatay nasira! ay umilaw uli! ayos na! ay namatay nanaman! sira uli!

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VincH wrote:
this time si Erap ang Driver
si Erap, pinagawa sa electrician ang kanyang jeep.

Electrician: Erap, paki check nga kung ayos na ang brake light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang head light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang park light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na!
Electrician: Erap, paki-check nga kung ayos na ang signal light.
Erap: umilaw! ayos na! ay namatay nasira! ay umilaw uli! ayos na! ay namatay nanaman! sira uli!

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Patawarin na natin sila
Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa may tulay nang may makita syang babaeng nasa taas ng gilid nito at magtatangkang magpatiwakal.

"Huwag", sigaw ng lalaki. At sa kabutihang palad ay nakumbinsi ang babae at siya'y bumaba.

Lalaki: Ano bang problema mo't naisipan mong gawin yan?
Babae: Kasi, hiniwalayan ako ng boypren ko't sumama sa ibang babae.
Lalaki: Miss, ganyan din ang problema ko pero di ko inisip na magpakamatay.
Babae: So, anong gagawin natin?
Nag-isip saglit ang lalaki at sinabi...
Lalaki: Kung gusto mo,maghiganti tayo sa kanila.
Babae: Paanong paghihiganti?
Lalaki: Alam mo na ibig kong sabihin...(sabay kindat sa babae na nakuha naman ni babae ang ipinahiwatig na yon).

Maya maya'y nasa isang kuwarto na sila ng motel at nangyari na nga ang di dapat mangyari. Nang makatapos sila nagsindi ng yosi si lalaki.

Nang halos filter na lang ay biglang nagsabi si babae ng "Maghiganti uli tayo". Medyo pagod,pero pinagbigyan uli nya ang request ni babae.

Nang matapos uli, nagsindi uli si lalaki ng yosi. Nasa kalahati pa lang ang yosi.

Babae: Maghiganti uli tayo.

Medyo nangangatog na ang mga tuhod pero muling pinagbigyan nya si babae. Muling nakatapos ang dalawa.

Nagsindi uli si lalaki ng yosi. Unang hitit pa lang nya ay:

Babae: Ganti uli tayo.

Talagang lupaypay na pero para huwag mapahiya ay muling pinagbigyan nya ang kahilingan ng babae. Pagkatapos kumuha siya ng yosi. Sisindihan pa lang nang biglang....

Babae: Ganti uli tayo.

Lalaki: "ANO KA BA NAMAN! PATAWARIN NA NATIN SILA!!!
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another Erap joke

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."
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Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
“Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!”


Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
“my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!”


Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
“anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!”
saaaandaliiiii laaaaannnggg!!!
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VincH wrote:Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
“Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!”


Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
“my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!”


Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
“anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!”
BWAHAHAHA! yan ang pinoy :rofl: :rofl:
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WIRELESS :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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VincH wrote:Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
“Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!”


Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
“my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!”


Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
“anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!”
magaling talaga magpalusot ang pinoy...
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ayos may idadagdag naman ako sa pinoy vs america, japan, korea etc stories ko :clap: :rofl:
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VincH wrote:Japanese archeologist digging 100m down found copper wire says
“Very good!!!our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!!!”


Americans dug 200m and found optical cable says
“my God!!! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!!!”


Pinoy digs 500m and found nothing says
“anlupit ng mga ninuno natin WIRELESS!!!”
Oo nga naman. Astig ang Pinoy! Wireless! :rofl:
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