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hahaha nice one Finscoth

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Ala lang magawa, antay pa kase ng extra money para makabili ng PS4.

Girl: Mommy, bakit yung bird ng neighbor nating kalaro ko parang champoy?

Mommy: Hahaha! Bakit? maliit ba?

Girl: Hindi Mommy.. Maalat kasi eh!

talk about awkwardness ...

STEVE HARVEY INTERVIEWS MS. COLOMBIA

Mga kaptibahay practicing their English conversation skills
Neighbor 1: Sorry wrong mistake.
Nighebor 2: Okey next time DO NOT THAT.

Titser: Juan! Stand up!
Juan: Yes, ma'am...
Titser: Sagutin mo tong equation: If 1 minute is equal to 60 seconds, how many seconds are there in a year?
Juan: (nagbilang sa daliri) Ma'am, 12 po.
Titser: (kumunot ang noo) At paano mo naman nasabi na 12 lang? Explain!
Juan: Ma'am kase in 1 year, meron January second, February second, March second....hanggang December second po.

wahahahahahahaha

4 Ex-presidents were having a conversation:

Noy: Mga kasama, ano ba yung mga iniimon nyo nung mga bata pa kayo? Enfalac kase ako dati.

Fidel: Ako madalas eh Lactum nung bata ako.

Gloria: Simula pa lang Lactogen na iniimon ko kaso di ata bagay sa akin. Maliit pa din ako.

May konting tawanan nang konti, pero si Erap tahimik lang.

Noy, Fidel and Gloria: Eh ikaw Erap, ano ba dati ang iniinom mo nung bata ka pa?

Erap: (biglang tumayo at sumigaw) LACTACYD!

Tinanong ang mga nanay kung ano ang pinapainom nila sa mga anak nila.

Nanay 1: Bonakid, para sa batang may laban.
Nanay 2: Emperador, para sa totoong tagumpay.
Nanay 3: Tubig ng Maynilad, dahil dumadaloy ang ginhawa.

Top 3 na pinakasinungaling na trabaho sa Pilipinas:

No. 3: Beautician: Sasabihin nilang maganda ang customer kahit hindi naman talaga.
No. 2: Konduktor ng jeep: Sasabihin niya na dalawa pa ang kasya kahit puno na.

And last and the most prolific of all these liars, No.1: Pulitiko. That’s the end of the story.

The brain of a Filipino politician has two sides: the left has nothing right in it, the right has nothing left in it.

Pick up lines

Boy: Tubig ka ba? Kasi kung hindi mo ako crush, wala kang taste.
Girl: Eh ikaw, tubig ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi I can’t wait for you to evaporate.

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Tanungin ninyo ang boyfriend o girlfriend ninyo: Ano ang pinagkaiba mo sa tubig?

Sagot: Ang tubig iniigib; ikaw, iniibig.

tama si Nanay... kundi tatamaan ka ...

^ hahaha ayos mga jokes.

A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to the Philippines
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Words of Wisdom for today: "Keep of the grass" - Anonymous

Dear Friends,

There will be a garage sale at my house on Sunday, November 6. It's a bit embarrassing really, but because of my family's current
situation (expenses. etc.), we are finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment. We've decided to have a sale to possibly keep our heads above water. Desperate times call for desperate measures. We are sure that we will pull out of this mess sooner or later, but in the meantime, you gotta do what you gotta do. I have attached a photo of our stuff so that you can check out anything you like.

Please let me know as soon as possible if there's anything that catches your fancy, so that I can reserve it. At any rate, hope to see you at my place on Sunday.