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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:03 am
by sayad5
Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
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Pedro: Asin!
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:37 pm
by DarkRushBeat
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:02 am
by sayad5
PEDRO: "Pare, ano yung nababalitaan ko na sinabi mo sa syota ko na SUPOT ako!"
JUAN: "Di totoo yan pare,ang sinabi ko malapit ka ng TULIIN!"
PEDRO: "Ah ganun ba,sori! akala ko binuko mo na ako eh!"
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:02 pm
by deathzero23
Rakenrol to the world!!! Wooooo!
Ayos ba tayo diyan mga tsong?!
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:28 am
by Daniel
Natatawa ako sa mga posts ni sayad. hahaha
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:36 am
by VincH
natawa ako sa mga nag file ng coc para presidente. andaming mga tinawag ng "dyos" para maging presidente
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:48 am
by deathzero23
Meron yung Daniel/Dante Magtira.. Nakalagay sa COC misis nya si Kris Aquino
Tapos ang nag-endorso sa kanya si Vilma Santos
Si Ely Pamatong, plataporma nya All Out War sa China.
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:00 pm
by Dec0de022
hahahah yung bagong nagfile ng coc sabi tinawag raw siya ng mga alien amp siya ata si Ben 10. 
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:45 pm
by Daniel
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:34 pm
by Daniel
A girl was reading a newspaper's comments on birth and death statistics in a bus. Suddenly she turned to the man on her right. "Do you know that every time I breathe, someone dies?" she asked.
"Very interesting." came the reply. "Tried using a mouthwash?"
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:07 pm
by Daniel
INAY: ang lakas mong kumain! ano bang klaseng bata ka?!!
ANAK: nay, bakit ang alaga nating baboy, pag malakas kumain masaya ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo?
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:08 pm
by Daniel
Eyeball ng textmates:
Girl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Boy: I'll wear green.
Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet.
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow.
Walang lalakeng naka-green.
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red na shirt.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Hindi ah!
Naka-green ba ako?!
Hello???
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:10 pm
by Finscoth
Pag ang ihi mo matamis, diabetic ka.
Pag sobrang alat, acidic ka.
At pag tinikman mo...
BALIW KA!
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:18 pm
by Finscoth
Patient: Doc, and laki ng problem ko...
Doc: Bakit anong problema?
Patient: Eto po kasi eh..(naghubad ng short, pinakita ang "alaga" niya na mukhang duhat sa liit)
Doc: WATDAFAK?! PAPANO NANGYARING NAGING GANYAN YAN?
Patient: Oo nga po eh, kaya nga po ako pumunta sa inyo, kase isang linggo na pong namamaga..
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:29 pm
by Finscoth
Girlfriend: Honey, kung prutas ako, saan mo ako iko-compare?
Boyfriend: Siyempre naman, sa mangga.
Girlfriend: Ows, bakit naman?
Boyfriend: Mukha ka kasing KALABAW.
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:07 am
by Daniel
hahaha nice one Finscoth
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:26 pm
by Finscoth
Daniel wrote:hahaha nice one Finscoth
Thanks
Ala lang magawa, antay pa kase ng extra money para makabili ng PS4.
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:10 pm
by eynjel18
Girl: Mommy, bakit yung bird ng neighbor nating kalaro ko parang champoy?
Mommy: Hahaha! Bakit? maliit ba?
Girl: Hindi Mommy.. Maalat kasi eh!
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:22 pm
by grayfox17
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:39 pm
by SirZap
Mga kaptibahay practicing their English conversation skills
Neighbor 1: Sorry wrong mistake.
Nighebor 2: Okey next time DO NOT THAT.
