Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
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Pedro: Asin!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- DarkRushBeat
- Primal Rage
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Everybody wants Happiness, Nobody wants Pain...
But you can't have a Rainbow, without a little Rain....
Wrestling/Handheld Games/Horror/Zombie Films/Paranormal/Basketball Shoes/Body Building
Gameboy/Nintendo DS/PSP/Nintendo 3DS
FC: 1934-0903-9050
But you can't have a Rainbow, without a little Rain....
Wrestling/Handheld Games/Horror/Zombie Films/Paranormal/Basketball Shoes/Body Building
Gameboy/Nintendo DS/PSP/Nintendo 3DS
FC: 1934-0903-9050
- sayad5
- Pa-easy-easy Mode
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PEDRO: "Pare, ano yung nababalitaan ko na sinabi mo sa syota ko na SUPOT ako!"
JUAN: "Di totoo yan pare,ang sinabi ko malapit ka ng TULIIN!"
PEDRO: "Ah ganun ba,sori! akala ko binuko mo na ako eh!"
JUAN: "Di totoo yan pare,ang sinabi ko malapit ka ng TULIIN!"
PEDRO: "Ah ganun ba,sori! akala ko binuko mo na ako eh!"
"Mabait ang kapitbahay kapag walang password ang Wi-fi"
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Rakenrol to the world!!! Wooooo!
Ayos ba tayo diyan mga tsong?!
Ayos ba tayo diyan mga tsong?!
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- Primal Rage
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- Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:23 pm
Meron yung Daniel/Dante Magtira.. Nakalagay sa COC misis nya si Kris Aquino
Tapos ang nag-endorso sa kanya si Vilma Santos
Si Ely Pamatong, plataporma nya All Out War sa China.
Tapos ang nag-endorso sa kanya si Vilma Santos
Si Ely Pamatong, plataporma nya All Out War sa China.
- Dec0de022
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hahahah yung bagong nagfile ng coc sabi tinawag raw siya ng mga alien amp siya ata si Ben 10.
YOUTUBE|WORLD TEKKEN FEDERATION|STEAM|MYFIGURECOLLECTION
PSN ID: Dec0de022|PS3 | icanhazhaxplz|PSV
- Daniel
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- Location: Monaco
A girl was reading a newspaper's comments on birth and death statistics in a bus. Suddenly she turned to the man on her right. "Do you know that every time I breathe, someone dies?" she asked.
"Very interesting." came the reply. "Tried using a mouthwash?"
"Very interesting." came the reply. "Tried using a mouthwash?"
- Daniel
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- Daniel
- Primal Rage
- Posts: 21791
- Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:54 pm
- PSN ID: Bobo-Bambano
- Location: Monaco
Eyeball ng textmates:
Girl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Boy: I'll wear green.
Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet.
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow.
Walang lalakeng naka-green.
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red na shirt.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Hindi ah!
Naka-green ba ako?!
Hello???
Girl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Boy: I'll wear green.
Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet.
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow.
Walang lalakeng naka-green.
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red na shirt.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Hindi ah!
Naka-green ba ako?!
Hello???
- Finscoth
- Motor Toon Grand Prix
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Patient: Doc, and laki ng problem ko...
Doc: Bakit anong problema?
Patient: Eto po kasi eh..(naghubad ng short, pinakita ang "alaga" niya na mukhang duhat sa liit)
Doc: WATDAFAK?! PAPANO NANGYARING NAGING GANYAN YAN?
Patient: Oo nga po eh, kaya nga po ako pumunta sa inyo, kase isang linggo na pong namamaga..
Doc: Bakit anong problema?
Patient: Eto po kasi eh..(naghubad ng short, pinakita ang "alaga" niya na mukhang duhat sa liit)
Doc: WATDAFAK?! PAPANO NANGYARING NAGING GANYAN YAN?
Patient: Oo nga po eh, kaya nga po ako pumunta sa inyo, kase isang linggo na pong namamaga..
- Finscoth
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- grayfox17
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**** ****!