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eto pa :rofl:

sang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy
Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines.
Ganito ang conversation.

US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees
to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course
15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.

Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier
USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the
US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers
3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels.
I DEMAND that you change your Course
15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse
atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo! :slap:
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^ Ang engot naman ng US Ship Captain kung hindi nila na-distinguish na lighthouse pala yun. :ashamed:
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^may nabasa ako na true story talaga yan, pinalitan lang ng pinoy yung lighthouse pero ang alam ko british or canadian ata yun.
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Quantumsage wrote:eto pa :rofl:

sang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy
Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines.
Ganito ang conversation.

US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees
to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course
15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.

Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier
USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the
US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers
3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels.
I DEMAND that you change your Course
15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse
atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo! :slap:
banggaan tayo! :rofl:
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^^ito sang sagot

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Dear Ate Helen,

Nais kong ikuwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon.

Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.

Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap. Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.

Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado ang pinto. Hinawakan ni Itay ang braso ko. Napasigaw ako, sabi ko "ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!".

Ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha ng aking tatay sa kanyang ginagawa.

Naririnig ko si Inay na binubulabog ang pinto. Sumisigaw na, "Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak mo." Ngunit wala pa rin. Ipinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.

Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay. Nang humarap ako sa salamin ay nagulat ako sa aking nakita. Magaling naman pala
mag-make-up si Itay.

Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad ng kapa si Itay. Bakla pala siya. Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang ginawa. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko. Nagyakapan kami doon
at nagiyakan.

Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.

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nice thread :agree: ngayon ko lang nakita ito :bigmouth:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Lintik ang tawa ko dito!! :rofl: :clap:
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^ parang grill lang ha... :rofl:
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^^ oo nga! mala-pandesal ang mga umbok nyan! :rofl:
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the black eyes peas were originally named as "the peas"... until they met chuck norris


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.



Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.




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2 guys were competing for a girl's heart, a doctor & an engineer..

The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday...

While the engineer is very consistent in bringing red apples...

Then one day, the girls asks him, why does he keep on bringing apples instead of flowers or chocolates...

He just wrote a note & handed another apple....

The girl smiled when she read the note w/c said:

"an apple a day, keeps the doctor away" :agree:
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rhain28 wrote:the black eyes peas were originally named as "the peas"... until they met chuck norris


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.



Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.




anak ng po*a tawa ako ng tawa dito :rofl:
ganyan talaga ka epic si chuck norris amp :rofl: :rofl:
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Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?


Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!



Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)



Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.

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Boy Abunda: Kung isa kang gamit sa bahay, ano ka?

Mahal: Chimple lang, Ticho Boy. Chiguro…CHUPA! Mahilig chalaga ko cha CHUPA, eh! Ancharap kachi machulog cha CHUPA!
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VincH wrote:Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?


Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!



Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)



Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.

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Boy Abunda: Kung isa kang gamit sa bahay, ano ka?

Mahal: Chimple lang, Ticho Boy. Chiguro…CHUPA! Mahilig chalaga ko cha CHUPA, eh! Ancharap kachi machulog cha CHUPA!
bwahaha nice one :rofl: :rofl:

yung second na joke parang yung ngo ngo version ng "kay susan tayo" :evilsmile: :rofl:
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VincH wrote:Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?


Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!



Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)



Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.

panalo! :rofl: :rofl:
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Pag nanalo si mister sa lotto

MISTER: Honey, mag-empake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!!!

MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?

MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!! Leche!

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