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the black eyes peas were originally named as "the peas"... until they met chuck norris
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2 guys were competing for a girl's heart, a doctor & an engineer..
The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday...
While the engineer is very consistent in bringing red apples...
Then one day, the girls asks him, why does he keep on bringing apples instead of flowers or chocolates...
He just wrote a note & handed another apple....
The girl smiled when she read the note w/c said:
"an apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday...
While the engineer is very consistent in bringing red apples...
Then one day, the girls asks him, why does he keep on bringing apples instead of flowers or chocolates...
He just wrote a note & handed another apple....
The girl smiled when she read the note w/c said:
"an apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
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ganyan talaga ka epic si chuck norris amprhain28 wrote:the black eyes peas were originally named as "the peas"... until they met chuck norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
anak ng po*a tawa ako ng tawa dito
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Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?
Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!
Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)
Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.
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Boy Abunda: Kung isa kang gamit sa bahay, ano ka?
Mahal: Chimple lang, Ticho Boy. Chiguro…CHUPA! Mahilig chalaga ko cha CHUPA, eh! Ancharap kachi machulog cha CHUPA!
Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!
Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)
Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.
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Boy Abunda: Kung isa kang gamit sa bahay, ano ka?
Mahal: Chimple lang, Ticho Boy. Chiguro…CHUPA! Mahilig chalaga ko cha CHUPA, eh! Ancharap kachi machulog cha CHUPA!
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bwahaha nice oneVincH wrote:Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?
Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!
Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)
Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.
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Boy Abunda: Kung isa kang gamit sa bahay, ano ka?
Mahal: Chimple lang, Ticho Boy. Chiguro…CHUPA! Mahilig chalaga ko cha CHUPA, eh! Ancharap kachi machulog cha CHUPA!
yung second na joke parang yung ngo ngo version ng "kay susan tayo" :evilsmile:
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VincH wrote:Kinder: Ma'am! Kapag po pinaghalo po ba ang tide at tide powder, bubula?
Teacher: Oo naman. Parehas lang na panlaba un!
Kinder: Ok po! (bumulong sa classmate)
Kinder: Tanga ni Ma'am noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang ang tuition natin dito.
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Pag nanalo si mister sa lotto
MISTER: Honey, mag-empake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!!!
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!! Leche!
MISTER: Honey, mag-empake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!!!
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!! Leche!
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galit na galit sa asawa ahkit_mac23 wrote:Pag nanalo si mister sa lotto
MISTER: Honey, mag-empake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!!!
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!! Leche!
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Tawa nga ako ng tawa dito nung mabasa ko. Kaya post ko agad dito. Hehe. Brutal si mister.rhain28 wrote:galit na galit sa asawa ahkit_mac23 wrote:Pag nanalo si mister sa lotto
MISTER: Honey, mag-empake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!!!
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!! Leche!
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Bakit hindi na lang Yakult binigay ng Engineer??kit_mac23 wrote:2 guys were competing for a girl's heart, a doctor & an engineer..
The doctor brought chocolates and red roses everyday...
While the engineer is very consistent in bringing red apples...
Then one day, the girls asks him, why does he keep on bringing apples instead of flowers or chocolates...
He just wrote a note & handed another apple....
The girl smiled when she read the note w/c said:
"an apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
Di ba "Yakult everyday, gives doctor a holiday"
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PARTY
Sa isang party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi...
Lalaki : miss, sasayaw ka ba?
(*tuwang-tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
Babae : oo, sasayaw ako!!
Lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah?...
Sa isang party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi...
Lalaki : miss, sasayaw ka ba?
(*tuwang-tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
Babae : oo, sasayaw ako!!
Lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah?...
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Akala nung girl isasayaw siya.... Kawawa naman...ashinamune wrote:bassssssssaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!
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IMBA rin tong lalaking to eh nokit_mac23 wrote:PARTY
Sa isang party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi...
Lalaki : miss, sasayaw ka ba?
(*tuwang-tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
Babae : oo, sasayaw ako!!
Lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah?...
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Haha!xenj wrote:IMBA rin tong lalaking to eh nokit_mac23 wrote:PARTY
Sa isang party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nakaupo sa isang tabi...
Lalaki : miss, sasayaw ka ba?
(*tuwang-tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
Babae : oo, sasayaw ako!!
Lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah?...
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2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?†A: “Umiilaw!â€
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?â€
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.†A: “Ninja?â€
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?†A: “Sunog!â€
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.†A: “Willie da pooh!â€
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?†A: “Hindunesia?â€
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?†A: “Pagong!â€
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.†A: “Tae!â€
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?†A: “Canadia!â€
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.†A: “Ribbon!â€
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15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?†A: “Baby oil?â€
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?†A: “Sweetserland?â€
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?†A: “Godzilla?â€
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?†A: “Itlog ng tao!â€
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?†A: “Sadista?â€
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.†A: “Ice tea?â€
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?†A: “Sa likod!â€
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.†A: “Tiger?â€
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?†A: “Saging!â€
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?†A: “Baliw!â€
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?†A: “Kamag-anak!â€
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?†A: “Sa motel?â€
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?†A: “Cold water!â€
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?†A: “Si scooby dooby doo?â€
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.†A: “Operadang bakla?â€
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?†A: “Madami!â€
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?†A: “Abnormal!â€
1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?†A: “Utong!â€
2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?†A: “Umiilaw!â€
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?â€
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.†A: “Ninja?â€
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?†A: “Sunog!â€
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.†A: “Willie da pooh!â€
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?†A: “Hindunesia?â€
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?†A: “Pagong!â€
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.†A: “Tae!â€
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?†A: “Canadia!â€
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.†A: “Ribbon!â€
12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?†A: “Buhok?â€
13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.†A: “Tinga!â€
14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?†A: “Pag balita?â€
15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?†A: “Baby oil?â€
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?†A: “Sweetserland?â€
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?†A: “Godzilla?â€
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?†A: “Itlog ng tao!â€
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?†A: “Sadista?â€
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.†A: “Ice tea?â€
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?†A: “Sa likod!â€
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.†A: “Tiger?â€
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?†A: “Saging!â€
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?†A: “Baliw!â€
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?†A: “Kamag-anak!â€
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?†A: “Sa motel?â€
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?†A: “Cold water!â€
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?†A: “Si scooby dooby doo?â€
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.†A: “Operadang bakla?â€
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?†A: “Madami!â€
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?†A: “Abnormal!â€
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