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panalo post mo bro hahahaha
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
naaalala ko ito,napanood ko ito haha
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ahahandre wrote:Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True:

1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”

2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”

3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”

4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “Ninja?”

5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”

6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”

7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”

8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”

9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”

10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”

11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “Ribbon!”

12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”

13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”

14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”

15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”

16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”

17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”

18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”

19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”

20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”

22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”

23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”

24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”

25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”

26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”

27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”

28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”

29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”

30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”

31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”

32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”
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5 tips for a happy man's life

1. have a girl to help you at work,


2. have a girl to take care & love you,


3. have a girl who can make you laugh,


4. have a girl who spoils you,

Lastly...

5. make sure these FOUR girls don't know each other. :evilsmile:

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kit_mac23 wrote:5 tips for a happy man's life

1. have a girl to help you at work,


2. have a girl to take care & love you,


3. have a girl who can make you laugh,


4. have a girl who spoils you,

Lastly...

5. make sure these FOUR girls don't know each other. :evilsmile:

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PANGALAN

3 magkumpare nag-uusap....

N0EL: pare, ang ipapangalan ko sa magiging anak ko "LEON" baliktad ng NOEL.

NIN0: ayos yan pare, ako naman "ONIN" baliktad ng NINO.

T0T0: huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo!!!

(sagwa nga naman)

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Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex

Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..

Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..

Lalake: bakit?

Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?

Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..

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^ Ayos... :rofl:
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rhain28 wrote:Isang gabi, umakyat si Junjun sa bubong ng kapitbahay nila upang bosohan ito habang nag se sex

Lalake: Hon, romansahan na tayo..

Babae: eh... ayaw ko.. di pa ko ready..

Lalake: bakit?

Babae: pano pag nabuntis ako?

Lalake: bahala na ang nasa itaas..

Junjun: ABAY! PUT*NGINA!! bakit ako???
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hehehe :rofl:
moar! moar! :rofl:
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Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.


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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Neomyked wrote:Girl: Kamusta lovelife mo?
Boy: Eto parang ikaw, hindi maganda.


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Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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xenj wrote:
Neomyked wrote: ----------------------------------------------------

Gf: *nagtxt* ayoko na sayo! leche ka! break na tayo!

Bf: *nagreply agad* ha? bakit ano ba ang problema? ano ba kasalan ko?

Gf: ay sorry hon! wrond send! love you!

Bf: akala ko naman, kung ano na. love you too!!
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Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.

MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?

Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?

Juan: Kaldero po! :ashamed:
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Tatay: anak! painumin mo na yung kalabaw natin! baka nauuhaw na yan

Anak: sige tay!


pagkalipas ng sampung minuto..















Anak: tay! ayaw uminom nung kalabaw!

Tatay: abay san mo ba pinainum?

Anak: sa baso po!

Tatay: abay sana nilagyan mo na rin ng straw, para sulit yung katangahan mo!
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Isang araw nilagyan ni misis yung kape ni mister ng isang gamot pampalakas ng sex drive..


Mister: *ininom ang kape*

Misis: *nakatingin lang kay mister*

ilang minuto at tumalab na ang gamot..

Mister: *hinawakan si misis at simulan ng hubaran si misis*



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^ Ayus si Mister ah! :agree:
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PototoyPwets wrote:Juan: MangCarding! kunin ko na daw po yung kaldero sabe ni tatay.

MangCarding: ay ikaw pla yan! Kamusta na? Nagaaral ka pa ba?

Juan: College na po sa pasukan!
...
MangCarding: oh? Ano kinukuha mo?

Juan: Kaldero po! :ashamed:
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Sa park tumae isang pulubi sa dyaryo, nakita ng guard.


Guard: Bakit ka tumae dyan?

Pulubi: Hindi Ahh?

Guard: Kita ko nasa dyaryo?

Pulubi: Bilis ah, katatae ko lang nasa balita agad?:-)

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Sarap talaga pampaalis ng inip itong thread. :rofl:

Buti nabuhay ulit at active na... Tagal ng naging stagnant. Makahanap pa nga ng patok na jokes! :agree:
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