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SirZap
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:39 am

Tatay: Anu sagot mo sa 10+10 anak?

Anak: ah eh..di ko po alam tay

Tatay: yan ang papatay sayo yang, kabobohan mo!

Anak: e ikaw tay, pag nakakita ka ng 1000 at 500, alin pupulutin mo?

Tatay: Natural yung 1000!

Anak: yang katangahan mo papatay sayo tay..

Pwede mo naman pulutin pareho. Iiwan mo pa yung 500!
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Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:56 pm

Napakasikip Jokes

In the bed:

Babae: Dahan-dahan lang, ang bilis mo naman.
Lalaki: Bakit ang hirap napakasikip ng ano mo. Wow! virgin ka pa ata a.
Babae: E, di mo kasi hinubad iyong stocking ko.

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Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:35 am

Ito ang alamat kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki..

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Karpintero itong si Juan at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang
bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag
ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian Angel niya, "tutulungan kita, Juan".. .sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na Gold hammer, "ito ba ang martilyo mo?" ...
"hindi po"...
Lundag uli ang Anghel at lumitaw na me Silver hammer, "ito ba?"..."hindi po"...
Lundag uli sa ilog ang Anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer, "ito ba?"..."
Opo" ...natuwa ang Anghel. "Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang Gold at Silver hammer"...

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Juan sa may ilog at kasama ang Misis niya. Eh sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nalaglag si Misis sa ilog...iyak si Juan
Litaw si guardian Angel, "tutulungan kita"...sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Britney Spears ,

" ito ba ang misis mo?"...sagot
si Juan, "Opo"....nagalit si anghel, "sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman mabait ka"....

Nag- reason-out si Juan, "sorry po, Angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Jennifer Lopez.

At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na Misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Britney at Jennifer.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa , kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una.

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Moral of the story: Kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki,
Eh, for a good and noble reason.
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Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:19 pm

What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Pork Chop :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:07 am

NURSE: Miss, gising na!

PATIENT: Ah, bakit?

NURSE: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.

PATIENT: Anong gamot?

NURSE: Sleeping pills.
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:00 pm

SirZap wrote:NURSE: Miss, gising na!

PATIENT: Ah, bakit?

NURSE: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.

PATIENT: Anong gamot?

NURSE: Sleeping pills.
kulet neto :rofl:
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Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:26 pm

Ewan ko pero nakakatawa itong pic na ito :lol:
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Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:15 pm

hahaha buhay na naman
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Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:34 pm

altahi wrote:Ewan ko pero nakakatawa itong pic na ito :lol:
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natatawa ako :lol: :rofl:
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Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:05 pm

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
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Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:02 pm

Pulis: Hoy Diego sumuko ka na!

Suspek: g*go di ako susuko!

Pulis: bakit ayaw mong sumuko!

Suspek: kasi.... hindi ako si Diego!
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Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:00 am

Ayos ka talaga sayad :lol:

Dying Wish
(Si Pedro habang naghihingalo.)

PEDRO: Pare, kung mamamatay ako, wag mo ako ipasok sa kabaong ha..

JUAN: At bakit naman pare?

PEDRO: Pawisin kasi ako baka maligo ako ng pawis eh...

JUAN: ^_^
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:01 am

May 3 babae na nag aapply ng trabaho sa isang bar.
Tinanong sila ng manager at ito ang tanong:
"Kung nakakita ka ng 500 pesos sa sahig, ano ang gagawin mo?"

Girl 1: "Aapakan ko at kapag walang naghanap ay ibibigay ko sa kahera."

Girl 2: "Hindi ko gagalawin at mag-hihintay lang ako kung may maghahanap. Kapag walang kumuha ay kukunin ko at ibibigay ko sa kahera."

Girl 3: "Pupulutin ko at itatanong ko kung sino ang may-ari, kapag walang nag-may ari ay ibibigay ko sa kahera."

Sino sa 3 babae ang natanggap sa trabaho?






Yung mayroon pinakamalaking suso..
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:59 am

"May mag asawa na 25yrs ng kasal"
Isang araw nag lilinis si misis ng kwarto
ng makita nya ang isang karton.
At ng binuksan nya ito nakita nya ang tatlong itlog at 10k.
Nag taka ito at pinuntahan si mister.
Tinanong nya ito kung anong ibig sabihin nong nasa kahon.
Sabi ni mister pag may nagagawa syang mali
nag lalagay sya ng itlog don sa kahon.
Nalungkot si misis pero natuwa naman sya dahil sa 25yrs
nilang mag asawa tatlong ulit lang sya gumawa ng mali.
Eh ang sampung libo.? Napayuko si mister at sinabing
pag nakakapuno sya ng isang trey ay binibenta nya ito
kaya naka ipon sya
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Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:56 pm

Phone Call
LALAKE: “Good afternoon, baby! Kamusta ang araw mo?”
BABAE: “Ok naman, baby, ikaw? Kamusta?”
LALAKE: “Great. Namamasyal. Lahat ng nakikita ko ay nagpapaalala sa magandang mukha mo.”
BABAE: “Awww! Nasaan ka ba ngayon, baby?”
LALAKE: “Sa zoo.”
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Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:58 pm

Two little kids were lying to each other while playing with grandpa watching them.
The old man couldn’t help it and said, "During our days, you die if you tell a lie."
One of the kids looked at him and replied, "Wow, and you made it to 80?"
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Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:00 pm

GURO: "Bakit di ka nagsusulat?"
JUAN: "Mam, wala po akong ballpen!"
GURO: "Na naman? Eh paano na nakakapasok na walang ballpen?"
JUAN: "Eh di sumakay ho sa jeep!"

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Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:04 pm

PAG MAY BISITA SA BAHAY:
NORMAL PEOPLE: “Wow! What a beautiful house!”
BARKADA: “May WiFi kayo? Ano password?”
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Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:11 pm

*warning* rated SPG












musta S :mrgreen: x life?

single: eto self supporting


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Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:14 pm

sayad5 wrote:*warning* rated SPG












musta S :mrgreen: x life?

single: eto self supporting


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:35 pm

Amp sa China.....

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Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:44 pm

isang umaga
BABAE : Hayup ka! sabay sampal sa asawa PAK!"
LALAKE : Baket mo ako sinampal?!?!?!
BABAE : sino tong JOY sa wallet mo?
LALAKE : Ano ka ba naman.. eh sino pa yung KABAYONG tinayaan ko sa karerahan!
kinabukasan
BABAE : (sinampal ulit yung asawa) PAK!!
LALAKE : O baket na naman ulit?????
BABAE : Tumawag yung kabayo mo!
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:00 pm

TANONG: Bakit kailangan may picture ng misis o girlfriend sa wallet ng mga lalake?

SAGOT: Para palagi nilang maalala kung bakit walang laman yung wallet nila.

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Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:05 pm

LADY: “My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him?”

DOCTOR: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake!”


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Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:35 pm

genie: i'll grant you a wish.
bading: talaga? gusto kong gumanda.
genie: sige, buksan mo ang bote.
bading: at gaganda ako?
genie: hindi, babalik na lang ako. babooh!

Basag xd
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